2.6 — Angry Neighbor

"I have no idea," replied her husband, "but I'm pretty sure it's not going to be good for anyone."

It started innocently enough. Mr. Grimstone would complain about the noise level of the neighborhood, claiming that the children's laughter and the occasional barking of dogs was disrupting his "important research." He would then proceed to construct outlandish contraptions in his backyard, much to the chagrin of his neighbors. Angry Neighbor 2.6

But one thing was certain: Angry Neighbor 2.6, as he had come to be known, was a force to be reckoned with. "I have no idea," replied her husband, "but

The neighbors were stunned. Some laughed, others cried, and a few simply shook their heads in dismay. But one thing was certain: Angry Neighbor 2

As one, the neighbors gasped in confusion. And then, in a flash of inspiration, they beheld the Lawn Gnole: a gargantuan, glowing statue of a gnome, constructed from twisted metal and pulsing with an otherworldly energy.

As time went on, however, his behavior became increasingly erratic. He would detonate small explosives at 3 AM, claiming he was "testing the acoustics." He would construct massive wooden barricades to block out the sunlight, only to declare that he was "conducting experiments on the effects of shadows."